October182014

(Source: slackofalltrades, via lacienicole)

12AM

tamorapierce:

jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

I have been known to utter these selfsame words upon moments of great trial myself, when they have provided great easement to my burdened soul.

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12AM
12AM

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: oxnam, via kingsleyyy)

12AM

sherlollysmooch:

shegoestothemovies:

me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite

me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite

me: *ships them with each other* 

(via supagirl)

October172014

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I had a customer tell me that his deceased wife’s bill should have been paid off by God when she died. My response? “I apologize sir but we do not receive payments from God.” He did not believe me.

11PM

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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(via jokesmymomwouldlike)

11PM
11PM

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

(via allteensrelate)

10PM

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

(via cramp)

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